Churchanity’s Ten Commandments
1 – Jesus said, “I did not come to abolish the law, I come to abolish it.”
2 – Thou shall honor the Sabbath by going shopping.
3 – Because Jesus died for your sins, you can sin all you want without losing your salvation.
4 – The more you tithe to the church, the more prosperous you will be.
5 – Replace God’s holy days with man-made holidays based on pagan festivals.
6 – Don’t help the needy and disabled when their government and family should have it covered.
7 – We don’t eat dog, cat, horse, and monkey because God commanded it, however we will eat pig because it is yummy.
8 – Believe in the pre-tribulation rapture, so that you don’t have to stick around and help others get saved.
9 – Do not worship any idols except for celebrities and social media.
10 – Believe everything you hear without testing it with the Bible, because your pastor is never wrong.
Thanks goes to Website Grafted In
Leave a Reply